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| over drew's wedding weekend i was reminded of what good-looking friends i have. all of you folks are just knockouts, girls and guys. gorgeous eyes, smiles, hair, style, that's all i saw this weekend. that and many, many beautiful hearts.
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| fresh outta 8th grade
i stopped at my dad's office before doing errands for my parents this morning, and my dad introduced me to some guy he knows who mistook me for 10 years younger than i am.
dude: "oh, i know your brother. are you going to go to westlake too?"
(implying that high school is some time off in my future!?!)
me: "no, i'm... 2 years out of college..."
dang.
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Knock em out the box and jack it up
Turn it back around and crack it up
Gotta get outta town then pack it up
Killing me soft Roberta Flack it up
All of my pimps gotta mack it up
Cuties with booties better back it up
Put em on the wall just tack it up
Everybody take your hands and smack it up
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| lemmings to the sea
who used to be shar-peis
who turned into teenage boys
drop wrinkled for taut
then over the edge
it's dakini bikini baloney!
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| recorded a shins cover album. they're impressed.
rhett asked me to star in a music video. i'm thinking about it.
broke into and looted a mrs. baird's thrift store of its handpies.
i'd say it's been a pretty busy day. y un feliz cinco de mayo.
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